Wednesday, September 26, 2007

THE YATES REPORT

CURFEW LAWS – KEEPING OUR CITY STREETS SAFE FROM KIDS
I thought long and hard about writing on this topic. Now that I’m older than eighteen, I can do whatever I want after 10:30 at night. But seeing as how this sort of law has caused an uproar with the internet generation, I thought I might as well get into it in an attempt to swing a few more webpage hits with the young-uns. Are curfew laws necessary? They certainly alleviate a lot of after hours stress with Grandview law enforcers. But at the same time, wouldn’t we rather have our law enforcers cracking down on the actual criminals rather than wasting their time with underage kids that are staying out too late. By the way, my bike has been stolen for the third time this year. I’m tired of walking, police! I’m sure that there’s just one guy who’s been stock-piling my bikes in an attempt to get back at me for something I’ve done. That wasn’t me who stole your Sunday edition of The New York Times. Oh, wait. That was me. Whatever. Find the guy that is stealing my bikes. That’s all I really have to say about that.

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