Wednesday, September 26, 2007

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?

You there with the black convertible with the tan interior and the “I heart poodles” on the back bumper. I’m glad you heart poodles. Really. They’re an underappreciated breed. They’re not for the geriatric set any more. Let’s dye their fur purple and take ’em club hopping. HOWEVER, blue disposal bags are available at the pet store at Willow and Main. In bulk. Use them. Especially when you’re walking your poodle at 11 p.m. on the Village Square and you think no one is watching. I heart you.

1 comment:

melinda23145698 said...

oh i saw them too it was so weird ? So much for coffe to keep me awake! and in touch with the world ! darn coffe!