SLADES OR THE SLAMMER?

Yeah, they’re called 4-penny nails and even though they cost mere pennies, they’re not freebies to be scooped up like so much popcorn at happy hour at Gino’s. Slades Hardware is not a big chain. They make their money on nuts and bolts. Literally. So if you’ve been doing a five-finger discount with the hardware at the hardware store, remember that if Slades goes out of business, you’ll have to spend more on gas driving to Hamilton, so there goes all of your savings from snitching nails. Just an observation.