STUDENT CENTER IN TALKS TO FILL LAGOON
Everybody put your activist pants on. It appears that the University Student Center has begun preparations on a landfill that will eventually become a parking lot. Dean of Students Harris has yet to comment on the proposed construction plans. I, for one, am in support of the new parking lot; however, I hate searching for parking and I’ve never had much of an appreciation for woodland creatures. Don’t get me wrong, I saw Bambi and loved it just like everyone else. I was seven, of course. I have nothing against animals and I don’t support violence against them. But come on, people. Or shall I say, come on, activist people. We’re talking about a man-made lagoon that was built in the 70s. This isn’t a parking lot on top of the East River. Any animals, I’m sorry, any fish that will be losing a home will eventually find a new one back in the ocean or on someone’s plate. This might sound crude, but that’s the world we live in, activist people. By the way, I do adore those activist pants. You’re right. Hemp can be used for a lot of different things. Also, I think you just dropped your bong back there.
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