THIS YEARS LOWEST RANKED PROFS – FROM WORST TO FIRST
RICK PAYNE – Studies of the Occult (#113)
Don’t be fooled by Professor Payne’s course material. His classes may seem interesting to the curious student searching for a fun elective; however, his syllabus is longer than Tolstoy’s greatest work. Okay, not really. But it sure seems that way. Payne requires three 20+ page term papers throughout the course of the semester and he doesn’t grade on a curve. Add that with the two books a week required reading and you’ve got yourself one stressful semester. Also, he thinks he’s a comedian. And he’s not. Trust me. I like to think of him as distracted and sometimes scattered. But I try not to think of him as much as possible.
DAN SINCLAIR – Highlights of Astronomy (#112)
Professor Sinclair says that when the moon feels the gravitational pull from the Earth’s magnetic blah, blah, blah. Sinclair’s three-hour lectures are excellent naptimes for the sleep deprived at Rockland. Sadly, there is a lack of adequate padding on the seats in the lecture hall where Sinclair teaches. As Rockland student Ben C. explains it, “I’d rather pull my toenails off with my teeth instead of sitting through another one of Sinclair’s monotone lectures. You can’t even sleep, cause the seats are so hard.” Best to be avoided.
VIVIAN LEE – Advanced Math Concepts (# 111)
You cannot understand her because of her accent. She might as well be teaching in Esperanto. No joke.
3 comments:
I have taken Prof. Lee's class and I have to disagree. She's super nice and patient, and yes, sometimes her accent is a bit daunting... But she is very aware of it and has no problems repeating information if you didn't get it the first time.
Duly noted.
Well, Prof. Payne has stopped teacthing at the school so ..
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