Wednesday, September 26, 2007

DOING A FLYBY

This isn’t really a complaint, er, constructive criticism. This is a call for suggestions. I’ve noticed the beloved statue in Grandview’s Village Square – you know the one –honoring war veterans from the Civil War all the way up to the Iraq War – has, ah, pigeon deposits on it. Thoughts? Obviously the pigeons have free will and exercise it with, ah, regularity. So the problem has to be tackled from another angle. As it were. Weekly cleanings? I made a phone call to City Sanitation and it doesn’t fall under their jurisdiction. Maybe we need a volunteer brigade. Let’s see a show of hands. War veterans should not have to suffer from poopy head.

2 comments:

Chibi Hoshi said...

Evil mind wants to know? - My left side wants to know can we add our own sentiments instead? My right asks if we can put our military training into target practice of said pigeons?

ssly said...

I have recently lost my job, so I would be more than happy to take over the cleaning of th statue.
For a modest fee of course.